And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child,
and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say
anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris,
I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want
you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m
so fucking crazy.”
I have had 3 mineral posts flagged as adult content today. They contained a tourmaline, a muscovite, and a galena. On Friday I had 3 fossil posts flagged as adult content, including a fossil fish, a fossil tooth from a mastodon, and a Tyrannosaur vertebrae. I’ve submitted appeals for each. This has been getting worse over the past month, apparently most of geology content is now only for adults.
Apparently you can’t get your rocks off on Tumblr anymore.
i am contractually obligated to congratulate you on this reply
one of my favorite things about the pokemon universe is how the humans are esp. the bad guys
like mob boss giovonni can pull out a glock and waste my 10 y/o ass but he doesn’t he just accepts that i knocked out his cat and hands me money
I have my own theory that humans in the Pokemon world don’t even have a concept of direct violence. They settle all disputes through Pokemon battles, but also a human without pokemon is entirely helpless. This might lend its self further to the notion that humans can’t venture outside of towns without bringing trained pokemon to protect them. Like, can Pokemon world humans even throw a punch? I think the notion of humans ever directly using violence against one another without pokemon involved is something they can’t even think of.
In one of the movies ash just straight up clocks lucario
ash is innovative in a world where humans can’t punch
*steeples fingers* okay so I know this is a humorous fun joke but like…
Let’s think about this for a moment.
Mob Boss Giovanni probably has a gun. Given the level of technological development in pokemon’s universe it’s very unlikely that nobody invented gunpowder or ever thought to put it together into a weapon, or that Giovanni would procure one.
Let’s also assume the average ten-year-old bright-eyed pokemon trainer is not wearing a bulletproof vest, or has particularly impressive gun dodging abilities.
Giovanni shoots child, Giovanni probably dies immediately.
The casting call for Artemis Fowl described him as a boy with a “fun-loving, open heart” so you knew before they even landed their eyes on the first mediocre white person the movie was irretrievably fucked
The casting call described him as what now
last i checked back in 6th grade, artemis was a fuckin dick of a child
“emotional intelligence” artemis fowl literally would rather die than express an emotion
im pretty sure he actually has on multiple occassions
im reblogging this again because i just remembered that artemis fowl hates being a Human Being With Feelings so much that he emotionally and mentally devastated *several* psychologists so badly that they gave up the profession, just because he didn’t want to admit that his father being declared dead and his mother falling into severe untreated mental illness such that she couldn’t recognize him on most days might, maybe, have upset him a little.
He literally found a way to kidnap a fairy and hold her for ransom in order to use half of said acquired funds to buy his mother a cure so that he wouldn’t have to admit to anybody that his mother’s mental health actually made him feel sad. You know, like any fun boy with a sense of humor.
Newton Geiszler’s favorite video game would be Subnautica. He would fall in love with the Sea Emperor, cooing adoringly as he was being chased by a Leviathan and just go crazy over the Crabsquids. He would sob hysterically at the end of the game and then just sit around, making habitats and trying to find every egg imaginable for his in game aquarium so he can have mini versions of the creatures surrounding him.
Hi, my name is Basil and welcome to my Ted talk alternatively titled “Why an underwater survival exploration game is the favorite game of one Dr. Newton “Kaiju Groupie” Geiszler”.
Subnautica is a game where you play as a survivor whose ship had crashed landed on an oceanic alien planet. This planet has gorgeously rendered and varied biomes that host exotic new creatures. Some of these biomes appear as such:
Newton would greatly appreciate the depth and beauty of these spaces and their alien nature. Giant lumbering fields of kelp-like vegetation? Check. Looming mushroom forests deep within the depths? Check. A luminous underwater tree within a cavern of bioluminescent rays that houses a giant egg? Fucking Check. Strange algea-tethered plant based structures amongst transparent brain coral? Double Check. He’d gasp in awe at each new location.
The creatures living in these biomes are equally diverse. Here’s a small sampling:
Weird electrical carnivorous beasts? Check. Unusual bony dragons? Check. Vicious brightly colored and multi-eyed piranha fish? Double Check. Those transparent bio-illuminescent rays from before? You better believe it. A fish that may as well be nothing but a giant swimming eye? Uh yeah…Newt would be so full of glee as he chased these fuckers all down to scan them. But they aren’t even the best of it. The bigger creatures are where it’s really at and they will be featured in the next addition of this post.
